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nightmare · Post by **nightmare** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:20 pm

http://forum.portal.edu.ro/index.php?s= ... ser=276771

Maselutz... ar fi cazul sa-l dai in judecata ca ti-a furat poza

Post by **Zâna Măseluţă** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:52 pm

Știu că v-am dezamăgit și credeți-mă că și mie mi-e rușine de mine, doar 9.45 la matematica mete1. Dar vaca aia de profă umflată cu chiftele și măgura de căpșuni habar n-avea că structurile pseudoconvexe induse pe fibratul tangent olomorf din conexiunea canonică se numesc imersii pseudohermitiene și sunt egale cu zero, evident. Grasa că cică nu, că e o interpretare geometrica (Pyatetski-Shapiro). Proasta. Atașez mai jos dovada.

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smart.1 · Post by **smart.1** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:23 pm

Zâna Măseluţă wrote:Atașez mai jos dovada...

Te credem pe cuvant

Mr. A · Post by **Mr. A** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:58 pm

Despre o placa de baza....

f buna recomant tuturor am facut quad core cu un phenom 2 550 ,eu il tin la 3600Ghz cu cooler stok si sta in idle la 45 grade si in full la 70 , am incercat sa-l forjez la 100% ji am reusit dupa ce am intrat in 10 jocuri si in wimamp ji un film blu-ray

TripleX · Post by **TripleX** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:06 pm

De pe forumul nostru? Where?

Racer · Post by **Racer** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:34 pm

Nu cred ca exista pe forumul nostru oameni care sa scrie cu "ji"...

nightmare · Post by **nightmare** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:39 pm

Exista dar o trasatura interesanta a lor e ca in general scrie "Utilizator banat" pe profilul lor. Oare de ce?

Mr. A · Post by **Mr. A** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:12 pm

Nu.Este de pe un site cu produse it , iar respectivul comentariu era la un procesor din gama AMD

PuZZel · Post by **PuZZel** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:24 pm

da am vazut si eu postul ala pe garage, atunci nu i-am data asa mare importanta

cateodata chiar e bine cu mai putine "domnisoare"... cum ar arata forumul plin de cafea?

Tresty · Post by **Tresty** » Mon May 24, 2010 10:04 pm

nu ma intrebati cum am dat peste el, cu un ochi rad si cu unu plang...

http://forum.anticonceptionale.ro/t2139 ... rbati.html

AndreiAno · Post by **AndreiAno** » Thu May 27, 2010 11:41 am

Întrebare pe TPU: ,,Laika a murit inainte sa ajunga pe luna?"

Unul din răspunsuri: ,,Nu.a ajuns si a facut si pui.ei urla la pamant.cei de pe pamant urla la luna.cine stie ce-si spun."

Alta: http://www.tpu.ro/dragoste-si-sex/buna- ... ori-cu-el/

Calin Banc · Post by **Calin Banc** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:14 pm

CS strikes again! link

Bloodred · Post by **Bloodred** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:21 pm

Tare cred că ăla-i troll.

Post by **std** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:31 pm

AndreiAno wrote:Alta: http://www.tpu.ro/dragoste-si-sex/buna- ... ori-cu-el/

Holy snail... întrebarea ca întrebarea, dar comentariile sunt cel puțin la fel de șocante. Și trecând peste amuzamentul inițial, întreaga situație ar fi absolut delicioasă pentru un antropolog!

sorin · Post by **sorin** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:06 am

http://www.daciaclub.ro/-VAND-5-jante-1 ... 82525.html

Post by **Merced** » Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:13 am

Ai putea sa pui link la Cafenea, ca oricum e toata zona aia o caterinca. Nu stiam ca suntem colegi si acolo, ce user ai?

sorin · Post by **sorin** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:05 pm

nu se supăra, frate.

buggsbunny29 · Post by **buggsbunny29** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:53 pm

A' dracu bicicleta, vine cu centura de castitate

Post by **Merced** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:56 pm

DaciaClub strikes again! Virgina sau cu rulaj?

vlegiuitorul · Post by **vlegiuitorul** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:12 pm

AHAHAHAHA ce de smiley-uri acolo! Mor de ras! Mai puneti smiley-uri ca nu ma prind cand sa rad fara SMILEY-URI!!! MAI MULTE MULTE SMILEY-URI AHAHAHAHA.

nope. discutie searbada fara nici o "sclipire". Doar smiley-uri gramezi ca sa stie tot soferu "razi ma! e de ras aicisa tit-tiiit!"

lazarus · Post by **lazarus** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:51 pm

nope. discutie searbada fara nici o "sclipire". Doar smiley-uri gramezi ca sa stie tot soferu "razi ma! e de ras aicisa tit-tiiit!"

...mah clona ce esti,te-ai gandit ca emoticoanele se pun si ca sa indice starea de spirit a celui ce le aplica si nu ca sa-ti indice tie ca tre' sa sari intr-un picior?

Post by **Merced** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:36 pm

E o practica comuna pe acea sectiune a forumului, mai ales ca post-urile nu se contorizeaza, deci nu prea coteaza.

Conrad_QS · Post by **Conrad_QS** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:41 pm

Eu am ras cu gura pana la urechi la mai multe replici de acolo.

Offtopic: Merced, cu sau fara contorizare, ai adunat ceva mesaje postate.

Post by **Merced** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:05 am

Alea contorizate sunt pe arii tehnice.

Necontorizate ar mai fi inca pe atatea. E un forum activ, acolo daca stai o ora poti sa bagi lejer 50 de post-uri.

AndreiAno · Post by **AndreiAno** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:50 am

Feriţi-vă de ultrasunete! Ultima plagă a mileniului: http://www.tpu.ro/tehnologie/poti-face- ... oar-3-sec/

Tresty · Post by **Tresty** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:49 pm

De pe un forum nu spun care, dezbatere pe tema "homosexualii ard in iad". Initiator domnisoara Britney, iar unul din raspunsuri este epic

Dear Britney,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your posts, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev.20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan,

OHHIKNOW

andrei · Post by **andrei** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:57 am

religion + idiots = murderers

Post by **KodiaK** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:18 am

Era interesant de vazut si raspunsul tipei...daca s-a incumetat la unul

Post by **std** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:17 pm

It's God's will, end of debate. Ce e așa greu?

Tresty · Post by **Tresty** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:23 pm

Kodi, in continuare Britney a bagat-o pe aia cu "lumea a fost facuta acu 6000 de ani". Dupa asta s-a cam terminat cu discutiile civilizate...

TripleX · Post by **TripleX** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:40 am

De ce nu lasi un link si pentru muritorii de rand?

Tresty · Post by **Tresty** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:17 pm

Nu mai am la ce sa dau link, era pe imdb, aia dau delete la prostii in maxim o zi.

Post by **fishbone** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:16 pm

Haha, tare Tresty, thanks for immortalizing that quote

Tresty · Post by **Tresty** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:00 am

unul injura pe un forum privat de torrente ca nu are subtitrare in romana un film (nu gasea butonul pentru subtitrare evident)

moderatorul intervine fin:

gogule... ARE subtitrare in romana.
da-ti trebuie si putin creier. din pacate, n-avem cum uploada asa ceva pentru tine.
ne cerem scuze.

Infernos · Post by **Infernos** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:38 pm

Nu mai pot de ras, comica faza

AndreiAno · Post by **AndreiAno** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:04 pm

http://www.tpu.ro/familie-relatii/am-do ... i-l-a-pus/

JESUS F___IN' CHRIST!!!!

GoreMotel · Post by **GoreMotel** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:01 pm

Un forum în care membrii discută despre aventurile lor cu păpuşi în mărime naturală, în general modele Realdoll din silicon (găsiţi pe Google, dar e NSFW).

Dintr-un thread de acolo:

Our first holiday away, just Zara, myself, the van and the open road. We're off to to visit some friends of Zara and I, spend some alone time and see some sights up and down the east coast. I'll add photos every week or so of what we got up to and who we met.

Asta e Zara:

Şi un răspuns:

very nice! do i spy a bed in the back? (thumbs up)

Post by **fishbone** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:56 pm

AndreiAno wrote:http://www.tpu.ro/familie-relatii/am-do ... i-l-a-pus/

JESUS F___IN' CHRIST!!!!

Ai citit comentariile? Cică învață pe ăla mic să muște. Wtf Haha.

Tresty · Post by **Tresty** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:11 pm

ala e comentariul meu fish:)

I have a question,

I recently took delivery of my new Dell, which came with the 32bit version of Windows 7, however the PC is capable of running at 64bit.

If I install Windows 7 32bit twice would that make it 64bit?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

continuarea http://social.technet.microsoft.com/For ... 6e9139a931

GoreMotel · Post by **GoreMotel** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:07 pm

Your days are numbered

I have a plan, misc. And this plan is going to propel me into Godhood.

Whenever I have a girlfriend, I force her to not flush the toilet whenever she has her period. This frequently leads to relationship troubles, but women are replaceable, and in fact, for this plan, the more women I go through the better.

I then ejaculate into the period-bowl, fertilizing the egg inside, and flush. The now fertilized egg makes its way into the sewer system, and begins to grow. Hardened from a fierce fight against bacteria, viruses, and other unmentionables, the sewer baby will have developed superhuman strength, resilience, and immunity.

I am breeding a superhuman army under the very city you live in, misc. They should now number in the hundreds. And when they come surging up, their father will greet them, and love them. My mutant offspring will usher in a new era of terror and I shall rule with an iron fist.

Your days are numbered.