replici preferate

seitan · Post by **seitan** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:19 am

In the days before memory there were the immortals. We were with u then. And we are with u now we ae driven by the endless fight to survive in a gone which knows no limit of time or place.
We are seeds of legend. But our true origins are unknown. We simply are.
A woman is a temple built on a sewer
Life bings hope and pain but revenge never brings redemption.
the path and choice are ours.

highlander IV

andrei · Post by **andrei** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:24 am

seitan wrote:the path and choice are ours.

frumos..

seitan · Post by **seitan** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:17 pm

She is the earth. Seek her in the earth.
And Buliwyf, beware|the leader of their warriors.
He wears|the horns of power.
He, too, you must kill.
13th Warrior

Now, this here is a man who takes his job... just a little too seriously, don't you think? Come to think of it, Blade,
WHISTLER: I found him when he was 13. He'd been livin' on the streets, feedin' off the homeless. His need for blood had taken over at puberty. I took him for a vampire at first. Almost killed him, too. Then I realized what he was. Blade's mother was attacked by a vampire while she was pregnant. She died, but he lived. Unfortunately, he'd undergone certain genetic changes. He can withstand garlic, silver, even sunlight, and he's got their strength. This time tomorrow, all those wounds of his will be healed. He still ages like a human, though. See, vampires age slower than us.
Unfortunately... he also inherited their thirst.
Blade

I´m happy you´re happy, but in place of toilet paper... ...you´ve got a shelf with three sea shells.
He doesn´t know how to use the sea shells.
.
.
.
Thanks a lot you ....-brained, ****-faced, duck-fucking... -...pain in the ass.
-You´re fined five credits... ...for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.
So much for the sea shells.

Let´s do it the old-fashioned way.
Disgusting! You mean...-...fluid transfer?
-No, I mean boning, the wild mambo
That is no longer done. Do you know what the exchange of bodily fluids leads to? Kids, smoking, raiding the fridge. Rampant exchange of bodily fluids was a major cause of society´s downfall.
Demolition Man

Hi. Are you okay?
Boom.
Boom. Yeah, I understand "boom."
Bada boom.Big. Big bada boom. Big... bada big boom. Big boom.
Yeah, big bada boom.
Bada boom. Big boom. Big bada boom.
...
What's the use of saving life when you see what you do with it?
5th Element

I assume I need no introduction. I feel better already. Most of all, I longed for death. I invited it. A release from the pain of living. Still whining. Heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries. Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice... ...I never had.
Interview With A Vampire :evilbat:

Edwards, what happened?
Hesitated.
May I ask why you felt|little Tiffany deserved to die?
She was the only one that seemed dangerous.
How`d you figure that?
I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the light... but he`s just working out. How`d I feel if somebody bust my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast. I noticed he had a tissue|in his hand and realized... he`s not snarling, he`s sneezing. Ain`t no threat there. Then I saw Tiffany. 8-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto... bunch of monsters at night with quantum physics books? She about to start some ..... Those books are way too advanced for her. If you ask me, she`s up to something.
...
The last suit you`ll ever wear. You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned... by MiB Special Services. You`ll conform to the identity we give you... eat where we tellyou, live where we tellyou. From now on... you`ll have no identifying marks of any kind. You will not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted... to leave no lasting memory with anyone you meet. You are a rumour, recognizable only as... dej. vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don`t exist. You were neverborn. Anonymity is yourname. Silence, your native tongue. You`re no longerpart ofthe system. You are above the system. Over it. Beyond it. We`re "them". We`re "they". We are the Men in Black.
...
I was in an interstellar cockroach`s gullet. That`s one of 100 memories|I don`t want.
See you around.
Man In Black 0X

Every day I think about what you said to me that day on the bridge. And I've tried to live my life the best I could. I hope that was enough.
I hope that, at least in your eyes... I've earned what all of you have done for me.
Tell me I've led a good life.
What?
Tell me I'm a good man.
You are.
Saving Private Ryan

Do you know|the expression ''a man's man'' ? A man's man is the leader of the pack.
The kind of man other men|look up to, admire and emulate.
A man's man is the kind of man who...
just doesn 't get what women are about.
What Women Want :agrue:

daemon m bucur k ti-a placut... un pas mic om un pas uris pt omenire...

))

MAXKOOL999 · Post by **MAXKOOL999** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:46 am

We're arriving, but we want to depart! - Big Trouble
We have a Die Hard situation in the kitchen. - Big Trouble
De fapt ar trebui sa bag aici tot scenariul filmului.

SharpShooter · Post by **SharpShooter** » Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:30 am

-Now we'll aply the plan B!
-Which is the plan B??
-There is no plan B!

m4v3rick · Post by **m4v3rick** » Fri Aug 29, 2003 5:53 am

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill sheaperds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT veangence and FURIOUS anger, those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers, and YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!

- Aw man I just shot marvin in the face.
- WHY THE **** YOU DO THAT?!

If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to bust out and pop a cap in his ass.

- Who's motorcycle is this?
- It's a chopper baby.
- Who's chopper is this?
- Zed's
- Who's zed?
- Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead!
Pulp Fiction

Danny-Boy.
Fucking voodomagic man!
Guess it's a classic

The Godfather · Post by **The Godfather** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:52 am

ohhh...isn`t that nice..!

......BUT IT`S WROOOOONG!!!!! :x - 2 stupid dogs

Tudor.b · Post by **Tudor.b** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 1:32 pm

ain`t that cute...but is wrooooong

Post by **Dr. Voidberg** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 2:04 pm

Si acum o replica ce a facut furori la xpc camp 2003:
- Are we there yet?
- No, but follow me, I know a shortcut!

skyblue · Post by **skyblue** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 2:21 pm

Comisarul Moldovan:

"Asta-i Boshtoaca... se cunoaste dupa cum trage...da'l in ma'sa..."

"Domnu' comisar, domnu' comisar.... Sa moara mama ca nu v-am tradat."

StarWars:

DarthVader : "And NOW young Skywalker , it's time to meet your destiny !!! "

SharpShooter · Post by **SharpShooter** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:31 pm

Nu trage domn' Semaka!!! :2gunfire:
Sunt eu Lascarica
:roll:

Dr.LED · Post by **Dr.LED** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 12:39 am

I want the toilet seat! - 2 stupid dogs

Ralath · Post by **Ralath** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 3:16 am

E putin off-topic : din jocul Syberia

She: Awfully bothered to have to disturb you again ...
Member1 : A bothersome disturbance, indeed!
Member2 : Which, may I add, disturbingly bothers us.
Member3 : No bother, my dear. We're listening.

Post by **Zâna Măseluţă** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:38 am

"Futu-tzi dumnezeii shi cristoshii shi pastele ma-tii de porc imputzit cu ma-ta care-i ***** shi cu tac-tu-n puscarie, vedeatzi-ash ochii aia belitzi in sicriu shi pe nevasta-ta facuta poshta-n cimitir, hai sictir fleacu dreaqu'" - Asfalt tango

Disclaimer: Replica e reala si e si preferata ... daca jigneste pe cineva, dati pm.

Post by **Seth965** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 2:30 pm

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain..."

Blade Runner 1982

Dr.LED · Post by **Dr.LED** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 2:43 pm

'Ti-ai dracu sa fiti cu melcii vostri! - senatorul....ghici cui

birkoff13 · Post by **birkoff13** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 3:15 pm

"You Know What?
Chicken but!"
2 stupid dogs

Sir Ice · Post by **Sir Ice** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:55 am

Luke haaa haaa I am your father haaa haaa!

Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!
Nu cred ca exista replici mai celebre decat astea doua.

savantu · Post by **savantu** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 7:05 pm

Talk to the hand cause the face isn't listening! (ALI G In Da House)

Tudor.b · Post by **Tudor.b** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 11:43 pm

'cause the face...it ain`t listening!!!
Keep it real!!! Nu modifica replicile

savantu · Post by **savantu** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:52 am

D. wrote:'cause the face...it ain`t listening!!!
Keep it real!!! Nu modifica replicile

Aoleu!!
Memory error...need ECC RAM.

The Godfather · Post by **The Godfather** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:51 pm

Trouble...trouble...trouble fairy princess!

- Cow

drak_01 · Post by **drak_01** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:05 pm

Hey kid, go f_u_c_k a duck!

_krusader_ · Post by **_krusader_** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 4:42 pm

"The Nile is not just a river in Egypt" (unknown origin)

mihai7645 · Post by **mihai7645** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 10:20 pm

-what did he say?
-hmmm?..what's that? (Droopy)

-no, what happend happend and couldn't have happend any other way
-how do u know?
-we are still alive. (matrix reloaded)

_SAM · Post by **_SAM** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 12:50 am

I've lost a lot of things, but my mind I miss most ..!
ozzy osbourne--- not another teen movie
daca s-a mai spus, sorry !

icub4ucm · Post by **icub4ucm** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:49 am

Final Fantasy:The Spirits Within

Aki: This mission was well worth the lives of you and your men. Jane: "Men"?
Ryan: She thinks you're a man.
Jane: I think she's an idiot.
Neil: I know you're not a man.
Jane: I think YOU'RE an idiot too

The Fast & The Furious

Dominic Toretto: I said a 10 second car, not a 10 minute car.

Lost In Space

The last one who kill a bad guy, buys the beer.

Shrek

The Donkey: Hi, Princess.
Princess Fiona: It talks!
Shrek: Yeah, but getting it to shut up that's the hard part.

mihai7645 · Post by **mihai7645** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:26 pm

"Go suck a samon!" - Doctor Dolittle

Yao · Post by **Yao** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:29 am

The servant waites, while the master bates.
History of the world

Granny shiftin`, not double clutchin` like you should...you`r lucky the hundred shot of NOS didn`t blow the welts on the engine.
The Fast And The Furious

bontzy · Post by **bontzy** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:09 am

aveam scris vreo doua pagini, da am apasat din greseala pe mouse 3 care e back in internet explorer shi s-o pierdut tot ...

American Beauty "Look at me : jerking off in the shower. This wiII be the high point of my day. It's aII downhiII from here."

Snatch "The fact that you've got ''Replica'' written on the side of your gun... and the fact that l've got ''Desert Eagle .50 written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence ... now **** off!"

bloomfield · Post by **bloomfield** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:32 pm

"Now I'm a flying talking donkey" magarushul in shrek

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 12:13 am

Topic pe #nyc dupa 9.11.2001
B2 stealh bomber - 2 billion $
Long range missile - 5000000 $
Well-equiped soldier - 10000 $
Destroying your enemies - priceless

replici din jocul Jedi Academy:

Luke: I sense a disturbance in the force
Kyle: You always sense a disturbance in the force

Luke spune ceva grav
Kyle: Are you serious? Wait, of course you're serious.

Kyle despre lightsaber: Even deactivated it can defuse a potentially volatile situation. Trust me on that.

mihai7645 · Post by **mihai7645** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 10:47 pm

banuiesc ca o stie toata lumea:
ET go home....

OceanSoul · Post by **OceanSoul** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:09 pm

mihai7645 ca tot mi-ai amintit

" Today is the first day of the rest of your life " - American Beauty

r3c · Post by **r3c** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 10:43 pm

"There is never anything to watch on TV!!!!"
dar nu mai stiu cine a spus-o si cand. Cred ca era pe Cartoon Network dar parca ar fi intr-o viata anterioara pt mine. 0X

aliviu · Post by **aliviu** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:02 am

Stop sucking Matrix's c_o_c_k !
(de pe forumul IMDB.COM)

icub4ucm · Post by **icub4ucm** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:54 am

Live long and prosper - o replica care nu am mai auzit-o de mult

kronung · Post by **kronung** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:01 pm

"Oh my God, is full of Stars"

2010 THE YEAR WE MAKE

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:57 pm

Nu trage dom Semaca sint eu Lascarica !
OMG They've killed Kenny !
You ain't heard nothing yet ! - un film vechi
I did ! I did tho a puttytat ! (reply la Maselutza)
Au Au I crushed my little finger I crushed my little finger !-desen animat
Look at these bastards ! Half of them aren't purebloods ! (Blade2-folosita la bal boboci din cl XI-a tinut intr-o discoteca)-merge in orice discoteca !
M*****F***** r u crazy ? (Blade I-la inceput cand o salveaza pe doctorita)
Ain't that cute ? But it's wrong !!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 2 stupid dogs

feykinblues · Post by **feykinblues** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:31 pm

...into the test chamber, Gordon...
...No, not yet! Freeman you fool!....

bineinteles HL