Omegle
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Re: Omegle
interesant... tocmai am vb cu cineva din Coreea de sud.
Nu prea am inteles principiul de functionare. E totul aleeator?
LE: cred ca am avut noroc prima data... in rest am dat numai de pleava
LE2: e in functie de noroc... iar google translate te scoate din multe probleme, mai ales probleme asiatice
Nu prea am inteles principiul de functionare. E totul aleeator?
LE: cred ca am avut noroc prima data... in rest am dat numai de pleava
LE2: e in functie de noroc... iar google translate te scoate din multe probleme, mai ales probleme asiatice

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Oamenii seriosi sunt niste copii frustrati! by me
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Re: Omegle
mda, the world we live in... prima oara cand am dat connect

scurt si la obiect omu'You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: ahoy
Stranger: Let me bluntly ask, can I see your tits? I really had a bad night and need something to bring me up. That's all I ask...
You: nope cos' I don't have any
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Re: Omegle
i=ai stricat si mai rau ziua, pardon noaptea omului. 

In mana tin ceea ce pot face cu mintea! by me
Oamenii seriosi sunt niste copii frustrati! by me
Dupa caine, arma este cel mai bun prieten al omului! by me
Triumful oamenilor mici, e mai mare ca triumful oamenilor mari! by me
Oamenii seriosi sunt niste copii frustrati! by me
Dupa caine, arma este cel mai bun prieten al omului! by me
Triumful oamenilor mici, e mai mare ca triumful oamenilor mari! by me
Re: Omegle
are si video?
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Re: Omegle
In principiu, ar fi interesant, dar e plin de obsedati si ciudati.
As fi preferat sa fie oarecum mai organizat, poate cu un sistem de accounturi si nu total aleator. Nevermind. Stiu, la tot pasul sunt site-uri cu conturi. My mistake.
As fi preferat sa fie oarecum mai organizat, poate cu un sistem de accounturi si nu total aleator. Nevermind. Stiu, la tot pasul sunt site-uri cu conturi. My mistake.
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Re: Omegle
Tin sa te contrazic! Gasesti la tot pasul site-uri de chat folosind conturi.TheSmasher wrote:(...) poate cu un sistem de accounturi si nu total aleator.
Dar legat de prima parte ai dreptate...
Am facut o (mini)statistica si din 20 de conversatii incepute doar 3(!!!) au constat din mai mult de 3 replici. WTF?!TheSmasher wrote:In principiu, ar fi interesant, dar e plin de obsedati si ciudati. (...)

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Re: Omegle
Da, exact ce am spus mai sus. Nu merita timpul acordat. Plin de obsedati si ciudati, asa cum releva si din statistica lui TripleX.
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Re: Omegle
Eu intrasem mai demult pe el, chiar am cateva persoane pe MSN de acolo, care chiar sunt de treaba si mai vorbesc uneori cu ele. Dar pe atunci parca nu era chiar cu asa multe cazuri din-astea cum mentionati voi, oricum interesant conceptul site-ului.
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Re: Omegle
Conceptul e interesant, abordarea unor oameni cu acest site este eronata. Scopul nu e cautarea de pasionati de nu zic ce, ci o comunicare normala si civilizata cu alti oameni de pe Glob.
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Re: Omegle
Nu stiu cum ziceti voi ca nimeriti numai ciudati, poate am fost eu mai norocos dar am intalnit destul de multi oameni interesanti, din locuri interesante, chiar daca discutia incepe cu asl cateodata...
edit: de ex. am vb aseara cu una din new york de varsta mea nascuta in dublin, sta cu o pretina intr-un apartament, merge la nyu, tata bogat dar care ii in irlanda si o fost insurat de vreo 8 ori, rezultand in ea avand vreo 18 frati vitregi.![maniac [smilie=maniac.gif]](./images/smilies/maniac.gif)
edit: de ex. am vb aseara cu una din new york de varsta mea nascuta in dublin, sta cu o pretina intr-un apartament, merge la nyu, tata bogat dar care ii in irlanda si o fost insurat de vreo 8 ori, rezultand in ea avand vreo 18 frati vitregi.
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Re: Omegle
OMEGE ! Cred ca site-ul asta a luat OMG ! si a mai pus niste litere si asa a iesit Omegle.
Mah experience :
Take 1
1. Hi !
User has dc'ed
Take 2 e ala cu asl si Take 3 e aia cu siecsu
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PS 2 : Da stiu ca inca nu am 25 de ani da parca cit mai e pina pe 8.01. ? I iz feeling old...
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Take 1
1. Hi !
User has dc'ed

Take 2 e ala cu asl si Take 3 e aia cu siecsu
PS : WTF e Taylor Laundry asta ? Oare vreau sa stiu cine e ?
PS 2 : Da stiu ca inca nu am 25 de ani da parca cit mai e pina pe 8.01. ? I iz feeling old...

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Re: Omegle
Nu, pentru ca aici pot selecta exact unde port o conversatie, despre ce subiect dar mai ales si cu cine.madmax wrote:Si forumu asta ii un fel de IRC cu mesaje mai lungi.
Toate mijloacele astea de chat sunt OK pana cand devin populare si sunt inundate de cocalari.
Re: Omegle
epic site-ul

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: cunt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi....i m 20 male....looking for a horny female on skype
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Re: Omegle
E epic siteul. Nu merita. IRC in bezna, asa cum s-a spus si mai sus.
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Re: Omegle
E epic si nu merita in acelasi timp? 
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Re: Omegle
Sunt de acord cu The Smasher.
Prostie fara granite. Desi sunt 100% sigur ca or sa bage si buton de webcam, buzz, photo sharing si bagat dejtu' in cur.
Am vorbit cu o zdreanta din Portugalia la care-i place de Urziceni / Kaka / si Adrien Mutu.
Epic crap this site is!
Prostie fara granite. Desi sunt 100% sigur ca or sa bage si buton de webcam, buzz, photo sharing si bagat dejtu' in cur.
Am vorbit cu o zdreanta din Portugalia la care-i place de Urziceni / Kaka / si Adrien Mutu.
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Re: Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ryan?
You: nope
You:

Stranger: hell yeah
You: now you're gonna ask for the asl
Stranger: well if you talk to ryan tell him Craigh is looking for him
Stranger: nah
You: hahaha
Stranger: unless u really wanna chat
You: no
Stranger: lol
You: it seems
You: ryan is the one you want
Stranger: hes my friend
Stranger: were looking for each other
You: i'm pretty sure he is...
You: soul mates?
Stranger: 1/3771 chance isnt that bad
Stranger: haha
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Re: Omegle
Acest site dubios atrage foarte multi pedofili si bolnavi psihici. E spalare de creier sa intri pe asa ceva.
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Re: Omegle
Am mai incercat de vreo doua ori aseara, am dat peste unu' cu
Stranger: I AM MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY.
You: =))
Stranger:
)
You: you know what they say about that
Stranger: blindness?
You: it makes you go blind
You: yes
Stranger: called it.
apoi la ultima strigare peste o pustoaica din Finlanda cu care am vorbit de filme, vreme, peisaje si care mi-a zis ca stie multi romani care cersesc pe strazi la ei in tara. E bine ca cunostea "trademark-ul" nostru.
Stranger: I AM MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY.
You: =))
Stranger:

You: you know what they say about that
Stranger: blindness?
You: it makes you go blind
You: yes
Stranger: called it.
apoi la ultima strigare peste o pustoaica din Finlanda cu care am vorbit de filme, vreme, peisaje si care mi-a zis ca stie multi romani care cersesc pe strazi la ei in tara. E bine ca cunostea "trademark-ul" nostru.
Re: Omegle
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Macar eu dau de romanasi de-ai nostrii.
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: esti un cocalar
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Re: Omegle
iaca am pierdut si eu 15 min..absolut cretin dar m-am amuzat.
Doamne, cati dezaxati sunt pe lumea asta!
Doamne, cati dezaxati sunt pe lumea asta!
Re: Omegle
Incursiuni in necunoscut, prima incercare a fost un disconnect rapid, a doua a fost o discutie plina de "ïnsight":
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: merry christmas there
You: hope you ain't jewish or something.
Stranger: haha im both
You: both jewish and christian?
Stranger: ya ikr
You: and do jewish dudes have a celebration like christmas?
Stranger: hannukah
You: is it in december as well?
Stranger: ya just finished
You: well happy hannukah then
Stranger: hah thanks whats yo asl?
You: oh jeez, I am gonna give you my asl and you will ninja disconnect
You: a = 24, s = m
Stranger: nah nah
You: l = Romania
You: u?
Stranger: why dont you guess then il tell ya man
You: sex is male btw you are chatting, I think.
You: age is hmmm... probably 19 cause you didn't ninja disconnect cause of my semi-racist greeting.
You: and location.... this is hard.
Stranger: hah nah man new york in da bronx
You: new york? Oh, I would have been expecting some better english from your sie.
Stranger: just dont feel lik it
You: and age, what's your real age?
Stranger: 17
You: With how many strangers have you been chatting thus far?
Stranger: dunno some dont keep trak
You: well, you are my second one, the last one disconnected after hearing merry christmas
Stranger: what the fuk thats so fuked up
You: maybe
Stranger: not big deal to say yo meryy xmas man!
You: Why are you here? To pretend you're someone else, to listen to interesting abroad stories? To meet a girl that's in some random undeveloped country or something else?
Stranger: nah just bored
You: yeah, me for instance, I just had to give it a try
Stranger: iight
You: read about it on a forum and was curious about the system
Stranger: man you strait
You: tbh, I have to cook some Romanian dishes with my gf right now for xmas, but I am too lazy to move from the PC.
You: strait = normal person or hetero?
Stranger: strait lik normal! loosn up man!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: merry christmas there
You: hope you ain't jewish or something.
Stranger: haha im both
You: both jewish and christian?
Stranger: ya ikr
You: and do jewish dudes have a celebration like christmas?
Stranger: hannukah
You: is it in december as well?
Stranger: ya just finished
You: well happy hannukah then
Stranger: hah thanks whats yo asl?
You: oh jeez, I am gonna give you my asl and you will ninja disconnect
You: a = 24, s = m
Stranger: nah nah
You: l = Romania
You: u?
Stranger: why dont you guess then il tell ya man
You: sex is male btw you are chatting, I think.
You: age is hmmm... probably 19 cause you didn't ninja disconnect cause of my semi-racist greeting.
You: and location.... this is hard.
Stranger: hah nah man new york in da bronx
You: new york? Oh, I would have been expecting some better english from your sie.
Stranger: just dont feel lik it
You: and age, what's your real age?
Stranger: 17
You: With how many strangers have you been chatting thus far?
Stranger: dunno some dont keep trak
You: well, you are my second one, the last one disconnected after hearing merry christmas
Stranger: what the fuk thats so fuked up
You: maybe
Stranger: not big deal to say yo meryy xmas man!
You: Why are you here? To pretend you're someone else, to listen to interesting abroad stories? To meet a girl that's in some random undeveloped country or something else?
Stranger: nah just bored
You: yeah, me for instance, I just had to give it a try
Stranger: iight
You: read about it on a forum and was curious about the system
Stranger: man you strait
You: tbh, I have to cook some Romanian dishes with my gf right now for xmas, but I am too lazy to move from the PC.
You: strait = normal person or hetero?
Stranger: strait lik normal! loosn up man!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: Omegle
Is curios ce inseamna la tine normal unde hetero≠normal.StaTich wrote:You: strait = normal person or hetero?
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Re: Omegle
"Straight" inseamna mai multe... Eu cred ca tipul nu se referea la conotatia sexuala (neformala dealtfel din cate stiu eu), adica hetero... Individul a folosit mai degraba cuvantul "straight" pe post de slang, insemnand astfel: onest, corect, etc (sau mai exact explicat vroia sa zica "you're ok man...", "esti de treaba...", etc).
Revenind la curiozitatea ta madmax, StaTich nu era sigur la ce se refera tipul si de aici intrebarea lui. Desi "normal person" nu e tocmai descrierea adecvata (imho) a cuvantului "straight" pe post de slang, nu se referea la "normal person" din punct de vedere al orientarii sexuale si deci hetero ≠ normal in intrebarea respectiva.
Ontopic: Am incercat si eu marea cu degetul. Prima incercare a fost ceva de genul "hy... bye" in 2 secunde, iar a 2-a incercare un pervers ce vroia sa ma vada dezbracat daca sunt fata (si deci am presupus ca n-are chef de discutii, indiferent de tema, cu un baiat)... Astfel primele 2 incercari au dus la inexistenta incercarii numarul 3 (i'm not good on small talk anyway, so...).
Revenind la curiozitatea ta madmax, StaTich nu era sigur la ce se refera tipul si de aici intrebarea lui. Desi "normal person" nu e tocmai descrierea adecvata (imho) a cuvantului "straight" pe post de slang, nu se referea la "normal person" din punct de vedere al orientarii sexuale si deci hetero ≠ normal in intrebarea respectiva.
Ontopic: Am incercat si eu marea cu degetul. Prima incercare a fost ceva de genul "hy... bye" in 2 secunde, iar a 2-a incercare un pervers ce vroia sa ma vada dezbracat daca sunt fata (si deci am presupus ca n-are chef de discutii, indiferent de tema, cu un baiat)... Astfel primele 2 incercari au dus la inexistenta incercarii numarul 3 (i'm not good on small talk anyway, so...).
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Re: Omegle
GabYO, iti garantez ca cu "Stranger: man you strait" a vrut sa-l intrebe daca e gay sau nu. Ce atata filozofie?
si apoi a zis "Stranger: strait lik normal! loosn up man!" si s-a deconectat brusc (nu este timestamp dar mai mult ca sigur s-a deconectat imediat) prin asta "indemnandu-l" sa incerce alte orientari sexuale. "Straight" inseamna multe dar aproape nimeni nu-l foloseste pentru alte intelesuri decat drept si heterosexual. Heterosexual pentru mine inseamna cat de normal se poate, orientatia sexuala a vreo 99% a oamenilor pe planeta.
edit: chiar dezbatem chestiile astea?
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edit: chiar dezbatem chestiile astea?

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Re: Omegle
Da, e si asta o varianta... desi eu as fi interpretat "Stranger: strait lik normal! loosn up man!", ca vrand sa zica ceea ce am scris eu mai sus. Iar faza cu "loosn up man" mai degraba as crede ca il "indemna" sa se destinda ca in comparatie cu atitudinea sa ca de mirc, StaTich parca ar fi purtat o discutie formala.
Dar deh, daca tu vrei sa crezi ca-l "indemna sa incerce alte orientari sexuale"...
Eh, oricum, chiar daca am interpretat eu gresit ce vroia sa zica "the stranger", am raspuns curiozitatii tale cu privire la diferenta dintre "normal person" si "hetero" din intrebarea lui StaTich (si asta poate sa o confirme sau infirme el)... ce gandea strainu' ramane un mister.
Happy Hanukkah to him.
PS: Ma tem ca 99% ala e o estimare optimista...
Later edit: Da, macar dezbaterea e mai interesanta decat discutia in sine.



Eh, oricum, chiar daca am interpretat eu gresit ce vroia sa zica "the stranger", am raspuns curiozitatii tale cu privire la diferenta dintre "normal person" si "hetero" din intrebarea lui StaTich (si asta poate sa o confirme sau infirme el)... ce gandea strainu' ramane un mister.
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PS: Ma tem ca 99% ala e o estimare optimista...

Later edit: Da, macar dezbaterea e mai interesanta decat discutia in sine.


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Re: Omegle
Nu e doar o varianta, e varianta. Intreaba pe fishbone sau careva.GabYO wrote:Da, e si asta o varianta...
Nu o sa stim 100% ce avea ala in cap dar iti garantez ca majoritatea care vorbesc bine engleza ar fi interpretat exact cum ti-am explicat mai sus.GabYO wrote:ce gandea strainu' ramane un mister
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Re: Omegle
Of... era prima discutie mai "normala" postata pana acum cu evreul asta crestin si tu-mi ruinezi visele tinand neaparat sa subliniezi ca defapt il indemna pe StaTich sa incerce noi orizonturi. 

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Re: Omegle
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Drinking alone seperates the men from the boys
You: I like to drink
You: I also like turtles, but thats irrelevant
Stranger: me to
Stranger: wut u drink
You: Pretty much anything
Stranger: same
You: Havent got used to whisky yet though.
You: Not sure if I want to either.
You: But, do you belive there is extra terrestial life out there?
You: I'd like to buy an ET a proper beer!
Stranger: yes dont you
Stranger: ive honoustly seen a "ufo"
You: I've seen one... Annoying part is that nobody belives me ...
You: It's so frustrating
Stranger: i know exactly what your saying
Stranger: very annoying
You: Yeh
You: I even went to psyciatric ward for speaking it out loud :/
Stranger: really lool
You: I was like 16 then. So thats 6 years ago
Stranger: oh ya
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 20
You: Ok.
Stranger: yep
You: Let's talk more about ufo's
You: Did you see an ET or a UFO (=undefined flying object)
Stranger: ufo
Stranger: u?
You: I saw a bright light pass by in the night sky
You: Then it beamed something on the surface of the Earth. Was too scared to go and take a look.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats crazy
You: but there was a missing girl in the newspapers the very next day
Stranger: holy
You: What did you do about your findings?
Stranger: i saw a big disc shaped thing flying with red balls around it hovering around
Stranger: nothin really no one believed it so just gave up
Stranger: i was with a friend as well
You: How did your friend take it?
Stranger: we ran
Stranger: after we watched for a minute and it took off like lightening quick
You: Wow
You: I'm so hard now
Stranger: waht
Stranger: what?
You: Oh, forgot to mention UFO/ET make me horny
Stranger: ill stick my dick so far up your ass youll cry
Stranger: in your slippery shitty asshole
You: Would you really?
Stranger: rock your world with my
You: Wow, dude thats just way out of line there...
Stranger: **** your ass till it bleeds
Stranger: cumm all over your ass afterwords
Stranger: with blood covered cum
You: How big pen is that you have?
Stranger: dont write with pens
Stranger: all i know is that my cocks gona be up that ass soon
You: How soon?
Stranger: wen my beers gone
Stranger: no im jk i prefer fucking my grandfather because he cant resist very well anymore hes to old
You: Can't wait
Stranger: pound that ass all night and he cant do a thing about it
You: I wont resist
Stranger: eh jim
You: Are you stroking yourself right now?
Stranger: sally jones?
Stranger: no
You: Please do so
Stranger: please not
Stranger: fuckin fag
Stranger: jesus christ
You: You wanted to put one up my ass!
Stranger: get real bucko
You: Oh, now IM coming there!
Stranger: fuckin goofball
You: God damnit, gonna rip that UFO ass UP!
Stranger: bitch nig
Stranger: Drinking alone seperates the men from the boys
You: You like to drink alone?
Stranger: umm ya ? im a male
Stranger: not female
You: You have any friends?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: obviously buckray
Stranger: i dirtbike
You: you should clean the bike so it's not dirty anymore. Hahah, see what I just did there! I made up a joke! Hahah
Stranger: no your fucked
You: Where and when?
Stranger: your from texas
You: How's that beer going?
You: Are you from Texas?
Stranger: beers goin great fag sta
Stranger: watch your lip or ill hit it
You: George W. Bush was the greatest president ever. In any country.
Stranger: no
You: Yes
Stranger: no
You: YARRR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Drinking alone seperates the men from the boys
You: I like to drink
You: I also like turtles, but thats irrelevant
Stranger: me to
Stranger: wut u drink
You: Pretty much anything
Stranger: same
You: Havent got used to whisky yet though.
You: Not sure if I want to either.
You: But, do you belive there is extra terrestial life out there?
You: I'd like to buy an ET a proper beer!
Stranger: yes dont you
Stranger: ive honoustly seen a "ufo"
You: I've seen one... Annoying part is that nobody belives me ...
You: It's so frustrating
Stranger: i know exactly what your saying
Stranger: very annoying
You: Yeh
You: I even went to psyciatric ward for speaking it out loud :/
Stranger: really lool
You: I was like 16 then. So thats 6 years ago
Stranger: oh ya
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 20
You: Ok.
Stranger: yep
You: Let's talk more about ufo's
You: Did you see an ET or a UFO (=undefined flying object)
Stranger: ufo
Stranger: u?
You: I saw a bright light pass by in the night sky
You: Then it beamed something on the surface of the Earth. Was too scared to go and take a look.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats crazy
You: but there was a missing girl in the newspapers the very next day
Stranger: holy
You: What did you do about your findings?
Stranger: i saw a big disc shaped thing flying with red balls around it hovering around
Stranger: nothin really no one believed it so just gave up
Stranger: i was with a friend as well
You: How did your friend take it?
Stranger: we ran
Stranger: after we watched for a minute and it took off like lightening quick
You: Wow
You: I'm so hard now
Stranger: waht
Stranger: what?
You: Oh, forgot to mention UFO/ET make me horny
Stranger: ill stick my dick so far up your ass youll cry
Stranger: in your slippery shitty asshole
You: Would you really?
Stranger: rock your world with my

You: Wow, dude thats just way out of line there...
Stranger: **** your ass till it bleeds
Stranger: cumm all over your ass afterwords
Stranger: with blood covered cum
You: How big pen is that you have?
Stranger: dont write with pens
Stranger: all i know is that my cocks gona be up that ass soon
You: How soon?
Stranger: wen my beers gone
Stranger: no im jk i prefer fucking my grandfather because he cant resist very well anymore hes to old
You: Can't wait
Stranger: pound that ass all night and he cant do a thing about it
You: I wont resist
Stranger: eh jim
You: Are you stroking yourself right now?
Stranger: sally jones?
Stranger: no
You: Please do so
Stranger: please not
Stranger: fuckin fag
Stranger: jesus christ
You: You wanted to put one up my ass!
Stranger: get real bucko
You: Oh, now IM coming there!
Stranger: fuckin goofball
You: God damnit, gonna rip that UFO ass UP!
Stranger: bitch nig
Stranger: Drinking alone seperates the men from the boys
You: You like to drink alone?
Stranger: umm ya ? im a male
Stranger: not female
You: You have any friends?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: obviously buckray
Stranger: i dirtbike
You: you should clean the bike so it's not dirty anymore. Hahah, see what I just did there! I made up a joke! Hahah
Stranger: no your fucked
You: Where and when?
Stranger: your from texas
You: How's that beer going?
You: Are you from Texas?
Stranger: beers goin great fag sta
Stranger: watch your lip or ill hit it
You: George W. Bush was the greatest president ever. In any country.
Stranger: no
You: Yes
Stranger: no
You: YARRR
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