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[Tresty]

Multi ciudati pe IMDB, continuare de la "homosexualii ard in iad", aceeasi protagonista:

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur24550385/boards/profile/

[Tresty]

Si una din batatura de la noi, Max Payne din Romanica...

... Un Beretta cu 15 gloante in magazie rezolva 7 persoane (am pus 2 gloante de inamic ca poate nu ai tinta buna) in 2,5 secunde.Asta de la 200 m ...

[spyonu]

I'm not a cheater
este un topic de pe forumul cod bo in care un jucator se plangea ca a fost banat de VAC si nu intelegea ce s'a intamplat, pentru ca

I've never cheated, don't intend to, don't need to, game is "easyish" enough as it is :/

cititi cateva raspunsuri mai jos. priceless.

[GoreMotel]

Numele topicului: using optical illusion lines to make ***** bigger (srs) (pic)

Primul post:

if you shave your pubes to make optical illusion lines as shown in the diagram, your ***** will look bigger:



try it

Nu a înțeles nimeni prima poză, așa că a mai postat una:

updated diagram to show what i mean:

[GoreMotel]

Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

[GoreMotel]

Cum sa facem un virus fals

Salut. Sunt nou pe acest forum , si am deschis un thread in care va voi spune cum sa feceti un virus fals (virus e mult prea mult spus, defapt asta e un shortcut pt butonul de shutdown). In loc sa stau sa scriu, va voi arata un film.


Sursa: Youtube
Imi cer scuze daca n-am postat unde trebuia. Stiu ca este despre jocuri, dar poate va intereseaza si cum sa faceti un virus fals, bun ca gluma. Defapt "virusul" iti inchide PC-ul in 60 de secunde.

[GoreMotel]

De pe un forum, nu cred că e nevoie să-i dau adresa:

I've been active on this forum for just over a year now. Although I've added my thoughts sometimes, I have definitely learned a lot. Thank you all so much for that! I have a little experience playing with a dog, but up to today, I have not been mounted. My grandparent's are gone and now is my chance. They have a Siberian husky that is absolutely the cutest, most lovable dog around and he is intact. So over the next ten days I am going to do my very best to be mounted for the first time. I don't expect for it to be easy to do in 10 days, but you never know. Today I think I will just "introduce" myself as a potential partner, but I will see how it goes. I'd love your encouragement and I will keep you all posted!

Tot de acolo: A Dogs Guide to Sex With Humans, zeci de paragrafe și o grămadă de detalii.

Is this real life?

[Calin Banc]

Daca tot adresezi cuvinte "de lauda", ai grija sa nu te afli tot tu la capatul celalalt al "firului".

[GoreMotel]

Topic: when fingering a girl what is the hard pointy thing i felt

Câteva răspunsuri:

Her dick.

A tooth. Be careful in there.

could be anything... great place to hide stuff

she got one of dem dere squid beaks

[Radoo]

Ironia...

[Merced]

Poate e profesor de matemetici aplicate.

[Tresty]

Una buna de pe softpedia:

Căşti eu iau de la Altex . Hama, intraoculare , cu 24-25 lei . Destul de bune.

in original aici:

http://forum.softpedia.com/topic/989363 ... ry17110345